Clinton (Hooligan) Facts

Clintons tattoos have the texture of go-gurt when he is happy, and rusty barbed wire when he is angry

Clinton once tried to masturbate, but it quickly turned into an arm wrestling match between his penis and his palm

When people say " God Bless America " what theyre actually saying is " God Bless Clinton " because due to a 1952 decree by congress, the terms " Clinton " and " America " are interchangeable

In an effort to stop teens from smoking, the surgeon generals warning on cigarettes will soon be replaced with an illustration of a glaring Clinton
 
TurdFX4 said:
In an effort to stop teens from smoking, the surgeon generals warning on cigarettes will soon be replaced with an illustration of a glaring Clinton
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you mean like this? LOL
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there are 10 million people in world of war craft because chuck norris allows them to live.... well clinton allows chuck norris to live so by all rights clinton allows 10 million and 1 people in world of war craft to live.... lol just say the commercial and thought this one up..... lol
 
klinger86 said:
there are 10 million people in world of war craft because chuck norris allows them to live.... well clinton allows chuck norris to live so by all rights clinton allows 10 million and 1 people in world of war craft to live.... lol just say the commercial and thought this one up..... lol
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bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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he had a bowl of nails this morning.........without any milk

lol
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Clinton once killed someone during a rap battle

Due to the foreign exchange rate, a Clinton in the hand is worth 3-1/2 in the bush

The truth shall set you free... Clinton shall set you on fire
 
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