Clinton (Hooligan) Facts

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by TurdFX4, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. klinger86

    klinger86 Moderator

    clinton did so when and if he ever runs outta ammo he can just chuck the shotgun at your @$$ lol.......
     
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  3. buggman

    buggman Do not touch the trim!

    Clinton's other shotgun has an OHC & auto dim mirror.
     
  4. OP
    TurdFX4

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Clintons tattoos have the texture of go-gurt when he is happy, and rusty barbed wire when he is angry

    Clinton once tried to masturbate, but it quickly turned into an arm wrestling match between his penis and his palm

    When people say " God Bless America " what theyre actually saying is " God Bless Clinton " because due to a 1952 decree by congress, the terms " Clinton " and " America " are interchangeable

    In an effort to stop teens from smoking, the surgeon generals warning on cigarettes will soon be replaced with an illustration of a glaring Clinton
     
  5. lmfao!!!!!!! ^
     
  6. Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    damn this get funny as hell
     
  7. djfllmn

    djfllmn ^^^ I am Mr. Clean!

    you mean like this? LOL
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  8. Lmao
     
  9. klinger86

    klinger86 Moderator

    there are 10 million people in world of war craft because chuck norris allows them to live.... well clinton allows chuck norris to live so by all rights clinton allows 10 million and 1 people in world of war craft to live.... lol just say the commercial and thought this one up..... lol
     
  10. Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arKpdxjHamI[/ame]
     
  11. Clinton makes you **** yourself and waste gas when he tells you that you have the wrong parts.
     
  12. klinger86

    klinger86 Moderator

    ^^ fail......
     
  13. OP
    TurdFX4

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Clinton's email

    gmail @ clinton.com
     
  14. lol...
     
  15. greenmachine2000

    greenmachine2000 New Member

    the Clinton "chuck condom" for extra protection. get yours today at the nearest store.


    [​IMG]
     
  16. greenmachine2000

    greenmachine2000 New Member

    haha pete, the things i think of..oh god i think the kitchen just blew up haha!
     
  17. Way to be D.
     
  18. hazard-maine

    hazard-maine northern ranger driver

    [​IMG] i had to make this
     
  19. SalRanger2

    SalRanger2 Ranger Lover

    he had a bowl of nails this morning.........without any milk

    lol
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQdBpJy_cI&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQdBpJy_cI&feature=related[/ame]
     
  20. OP
    TurdFX4

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Clinton once killed someone during a rap battle

    Due to the foreign exchange rate, a Clinton in the hand is worth 3-1/2 in the bush

    The truth shall set you free... Clinton shall set you on fire
     
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2013

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