Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by TurdFX4, Feb 17, 2011.
How about you will give us mercy and not roundhouse kick us in the gonads, That works for me
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Holy ****... why didnt i think of that one, thats good
Dont say anything, just hand out those " get out of jail cards for free if we are ever in PA." or Jersey
Don't ever ask Clinton for an autograph... because his signature is a straight hay maker to the face.
Nothing Runs like a Deere... except Clinton, who happens to run like a cheetah on PCP
Clinton can stand while sitting
Clinton snorts the coke out of cola
Jack can be nimble... jack can be quick... but Jack cant dodge Clinton's f-ing roundhouse kick
Clinton can unlock a paper clip with a door
Clinton went through a Taco Bell drive through and actually got what he ordered
Clinton is officially the only person who can punch you in the back of the face
oh dear god this is funny shizit
i think this needs to be published it to a book, in 30sec after being made it will be come the new bible
Clinton can slam shut a revolving door
^^^ hold on a sec i thought you put your plow on him and did the mall lot?
Due to the foreign exchange rate, a Clinton in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush
Clinton's lungs are made from burlap sacks filled with beefaroni
In 1985, Clinton entered a science fair for disadvantaged youths. His submission was based on the premise that the speed and power of his Ranger actually disprove many of the laws of physics. Despite lacking and actual proof for this theory, Clinton was awarded 1st place in all categories and even received a special merit award for " Please Dont Hurt Us"
Clinton has a boy scout merit badge in "donkey punching"
Clinton's tattoo's are on the 'No-Fly' list
Clinton refereed a dual between General Tso and Colonel Sanders
Every call Clinton has made to 9-1-1 begins with " Hey, its me again... "
The only thing that gets between Clinton and 'Justice' is an equals sign
In 2012, Clinton will launch his own brand of cologne, called 'Double Lifted Mojo' which smells of denim and spicy freedom
The Large Hadron Collider hasnt discovered **** yet because Clinton is still using it to warm up his hot pockets
Clinton is a proud sponsor of cement
A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from Clinton
The only type of fever clinton ever gets, is disco fever
This is too much man... You seriously need to get a book made out of this. It'd be a great seller when the forum starts selling merch.
How Clinton cuts down trees in his yard:
haha too funny bugman
i wana know who would put a knofe on a shotgun
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