Clinton (Hooligan) Facts

[rango88]

lol...I dont know what to say!

How about you will give us mercy and not roundhouse kick us in the gonads, That works for me

 

[TurdFX4]

clinton is the only one allowed to touch the trim.

Holy ****... why didnt i think of that one, thats good

 

[Diabolical Ranger]

lol...I dont know what to say!

Dont say anything, just hand out those " get out of jail cards for free if we are ever in PA." or Jersey

 

[Hooligan]

Dont say anything, just hand out those " get out of jail cards for free if we are ever in PA." or Jersey

lol...deal!

 

[TurdFX4]

Don't ever ask Clinton for an autograph... because his signature is a straight hay maker to the face.

Nothing Runs like a Deere... except Clinton, who happens to run like a cheetah on PCP

Clinton can stand while sitting

Clinton snorts the coke out of cola

Jack can be nimble... jack can be quick... but Jack cant dodge Clinton's f-ing roundhouse kick

 

[TurdFX4]

Clinton can unlock a paper clip with a door

Clinton went through a Taco Bell drive through and actually got what he ordered

Clinton is officially the only person who can punch you in the back of the face

 

[ob269]

Jack can be nimble... jack can be quick... but Jack cant dodge Clinton's f-ing roundhouse kick

Best one.

 

[Captured Time]

oh dear god this is funny shizit

 

[Achromious]

oh dear god this is funny shizit

x2 hahaha

 

[hazard-maine]

i think this needs to be published it to a book, in 30sec after being made it will be come the new bible

 

[Captured Time]

^^X2

 

[Redneck_ranger]

i think this needs to be published it to a book, ive 30sec acter being made it will be come the new bible

X3! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[pooleo]

Clinton can slam shut a revolving door

 

[Captured Time]

^^^ hold on a sec i thought you put your plow on him and did the mall lot?

 

[Redneck_ranger]

^^^ hold on a sec i thought you put your plow on him and did the mall lot?

WHAT?! Lmfao

 

[TurdFX4]

Due to the foreign exchange rate, a Clinton in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush

Clinton's lungs are made from burlap sacks filled with beefaroni

In 1985, Clinton entered a science fair for disadvantaged youths. His submission was based on the premise that the speed and power of his Ranger actually disprove many of the laws of physics. Despite lacking and actual proof for this theory, Clinton was awarded 1st place in all categories and even received a special merit award for " Please Dont Hurt Us"

Clinton has a boy scout merit badge in "donkey punching"

Clinton's tattoo's are on the 'No-Fly' list

Clinton refereed a dual between General Tso and Colonel Sanders

Every call Clinton has made to 9-1-1 begins with " Hey, its me again... "

The only thing that gets between Clinton and 'Justice' is an equals sign

In 2012, Clinton will launch his own brand of cologne, called 'Double Lifted Mojo' which smells of denim and spicy freedom

The Large Hadron Collider hasnt discovered **** yet because Clinton is still using it to warm up his hot pockets

Clinton is a proud sponsor of cement

A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from Clinton

The only type of fever clinton ever gets, is disco fever

 

[Redneck_ranger]

This is too much man... You seriously need to get a book made out of this. It'd be a great seller when the forum starts selling merch.

 

[buggman]

clinton is the only one allowed to touch the trim.

HA!!! :thumbup:

 

[buggman]

How Clinton cuts down trees in his yard:

 

[Captured Time]

haha too funny bugman

i wana know who would put a knofe on a shotgun