lenimal
Lenimal
I swear this generation scares the crap out of me. I bought my 16 year old son a beater 1990 E-150 conversion van. I have spent countless hours replacing parts. Now it's down again, it needs an alternator. I called him from work this morning, and the following conversation took place:
Hello.
Hi
what ya doin?
Watchin tv
Well, I want to replace your alternator today and get you back on the road, go hook up the charger to your battery.
Why, I already know it's dead?
Ummm, even with the new alternator, it wont start unless the battery is charged.
Can't you do it when you get here?
OK...look...the charger is already in the breezeway, and plugged into the extension cord, just clip the two wires onto your battery and turn it on.
Long pause...
Hello?
(Cartoons playing in background)...What?
Are you going to charge the battery?
Why?
Because I want to fix your van today
Ok....do I have to do it now?
Either the f*cking battery is charged when I get home, or I will put the television, x-box, playstation, ipod, and computer in it, pour gasoline all over everything, and light that piece of **** on fire when I get home.....are we clear?
Doesn't it just make you warm and fuzzy about the future knowing we have this generation of "go-getters" growing up?
:bangin:
Hello.
Hi
what ya doin?
Watchin tv
Well, I want to replace your alternator today and get you back on the road, go hook up the charger to your battery.
Why, I already know it's dead?
Ummm, even with the new alternator, it wont start unless the battery is charged.
Can't you do it when you get here?
OK...look...the charger is already in the breezeway, and plugged into the extension cord, just clip the two wires onto your battery and turn it on.
Long pause...
Hello?
(Cartoons playing in background)...What?
Are you going to charge the battery?
Why?
Because I want to fix your van today
Ok....do I have to do it now?
Either the f*cking battery is charged when I get home, or I will put the television, x-box, playstation, ipod, and computer in it, pour gasoline all over everything, and light that piece of **** on fire when I get home.....are we clear?
Doesn't it just make you warm and fuzzy about the future knowing we have this generation of "go-getters" growing up?
:bangin: