This didn't happen to me but I thought it was just too funny. So I was having a few beers with a couple buddies out in the yard. They were telling me about a recent roadtrip. Somewhere in Colorado nature's call hit them. The next reststop they pulled in to use the facility. While standing at the uranal an old truck driver comes out of one of the stalls. He's looking at the floor and shaking his head and says, " Corn............when in the hell did I eat corn?" My two buddies about fell into the uranals laughing. I still get the giggles thinking about it! I plan on using that line at the next reststop I go to.
