Neighbors

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Pbav8tor, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. Pbav8tor

    Pbav8tor Old Fart

    Some are bad and some are good. This is my story of my neighbors.

    Let me tell you about my neighbor. Well not so much the neighbor but his friend "Bruce." Neighbor lets Bruce park his construction toys in his yard. Now it not only looks like redneck heaven, neighbor also has a lot of cars (12), none on blocks Thank God! Bruce has made the next yard like Deliverance Disneyland...lots of E-ticket rides,including the one that took down the 'good neighbor' fence and the one that nearly demolished the neighbors garage. We pull our chairs up to the window and nuke some popcorn whenever we see ol' Bruce toting a battery.

    Now on the other side I have a new neighbor. A single woman with two kids. She is maybe mid thirtys but looks very nice and well endowed. She likes to show those things off too. The other day I was checking a taillight bulb on the truck when she stopped by on her way back to work. So I went over to the car and leaned over to talk to her and she is leaning over to talk to me. All I could think of was "EYE CONTACT.....KEEP EYE CONTACT." I can't wait for summer!!!!!!!
     
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  3. lol... I thought this was gonna be about how much they pissed you off. Hahaha. And I never expected the ending. Lmao
     
  4. klinger86

    klinger86 Moderator


    lol sounds fun.... oh and pics or she doesnt exist.... lol
     
  5. OP
    Pbav8tor

    Pbav8tor Old Fart


    Haven't figured out how to approach that yet. I don't want to be the creepy guy taking pictures of my neighbor.
     
  6. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!



    You lucky SOB!!!! Wear sunglasses and you will never get caught lol
     
  7. buggman

    buggman Do not touch the trim!

    I'm coming over to your place this summer and I'm bringing my camera :thumbup:
     

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