Bin Laden DEAD

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Diabolical Ranger, May 2, 2011.

  1. After 10 years our President in office ordered a strike and the outcome DEATH to Bin Laden , H E L L yes

    Thanks to all of our Military men and women
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  3. fomoco

    fomoco Moderator

  4. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

    Finally!! I like the fact his clan is living in slums and hardly eating and he is hiding out in a mansion. He sure can brain wash them huh?!
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  6. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

    Yeah the world runs on greed man. I think his followers will think twice now!
  7. machine

    machine Banned

    his "followers" are stupid people who most likely are thinking "Bin laden's not really dead"
  8. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

    Of course...Itll be the latest X-file
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  10. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

    Let them have the virgins, I hope they are all 72 virgin men hung like mules!
  11. klinger86

    klinger86 Moderator

    I'll have to find that joke that I seen about Bin Laden and Saint Peter.
  12. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

    Do it!!!
  13. klinger86

    klinger86 Moderator

    Found it.

    Osama bin Laden at the Pearly Gates. When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.
    What did you think I said?"
  14. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

  15. klinger86

    klinger86 Moderator

    Found another one for you guys.

    * Upon his death, Osama bin Laden finds himself at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. His thoughts of the 72 virgins awaiting him inside the gates are interrupted by the appearence of 72 men led by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Patrick Henry and John Marshall.
    * Osama bin Laden, swurprised to see the men, blurts out, "Where are the 72 virgins Allah promised me?" George Washington, speaking for the group replies, "You got the wrong message, sir. Your welcoming committee to escort you straight to Hell is 72 Virginians, not Virgins.
  16. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

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