Bin Laden DEAD

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After 10 years our President in office ordered a strike and the outcome DEATH to Bin Laden , H E L L yes

Thanks to all of our Military men and women
 
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Finally!! I like the fact his clan is living in slums and hardly eating and he is hiding out in a mansion. He sure can brain wash them huh?!
 
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Found it.



Osama bin Laden at the Pearly Gates. When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said?"
 
Found another one for you guys.

* Upon his death, Osama bin Laden finds himself at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. His thoughts of the 72 virgins awaiting him inside the gates are interrupted by the appearence of 72 men led by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Patrick Henry and John Marshall.
* Osama bin Laden, swurprised to see the men, blurts out, "Where are the 72 virgins Allah promised me?" George Washington, speaking for the group replies, "You got the wrong message, sir. Your welcoming committee to escort you straight to Hell is 72 Virginians, not Virgins.
 
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