pooleo
New Member
Highlight under the question to reveal the answers. 
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?
->Johnny <-
2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
-> Meat <-
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
-> Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet. <-
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
-> There is no dirt in a hole. <-
5. What word in the english language is always spelled incorrectly?
-> Incorrectly. <-
6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?
-> Billie lives in the southern hemisphere. <-
7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
-> You can't take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera for that. <-
8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
-> You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in 2nd place, not 1st. <-
9. Which is the correct to say, "the yolk of the egg is white" or "the yolk of the egg are white?"
-> Neither. Egg yolks are yellow. <-
10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
-> One. If he combined all haystacks, they all became one haystack. <-
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?
->Johnny <-
2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
-> Meat <-
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
-> Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet. <-
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
-> There is no dirt in a hole. <-
5. What word in the english language is always spelled incorrectly?
-> Incorrectly. <-
6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?
-> Billie lives in the southern hemisphere. <-
7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
-> You can't take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera for that. <-
8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
-> You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in 2nd place, not 1st. <-
9. Which is the correct to say, "the yolk of the egg is white" or "the yolk of the egg are white?"
-> Neither. Egg yolks are yellow. <-
10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
-> One. If he combined all haystacks, they all became one haystack. <-