rango88
Chuck Norris Drove a Ram
This is the thread to vent all the B-S we see in day, trust me helps out filter all the B-S we see in a day.
-People who try to drive, talk on their cellphone (no blue tooth), smoke and have a small dog in their lap. Get out off the fast lane if youre gonna go 40 in a 70 zone. and please try to stay in your lane. I hope that when I honk you drop your cellphone out the window, drop your cigarette in your lap and you dog pisses on you
-Construction zones that have lanes closed off for 2 miles with a lowered speed limit but no workers or machinery present, just cones and a cop to catch the poor sap who thinks that because its 4 am he can get away with going 60 MPH in a now 50 MPH limit.
-Following a 06+ ranger the other day driven by the typical chick, huge glasses, large loopy earings, too much make up that would make Ronald MacDonald go "WTF". I swear I have seen some battered trucks, some Battered Rangers but this barely 5 year old truck had mismatched rims, Rust to make an Alfa Romeo envious, the black was so faded at some places it looked mate black, Dents/dings everywhere and road salt residue from over 6 months ago. Yes I am Staring at you in disbelief, but no its not because youre attractive (hell no) but because youre a disgrace. Do us a favour, get rid of the truck and take the Bus.
-I hate it and I really hate it that just by asking a simple question people bite your head off. No I am not criticizing you, no I am not judging you, just trying to make sense, just trying to get a better understanding about your methods, or better yet i am trying to see why you do WTF you do. The next time I ask a question, do me a favour, tell me to STFU and that will be a swift reminder that asking you anything and getting a decent response is beyond your ego's capabilities. Get off your soap box and just answer the f*cking question. I dont want to hear excuses or your rambling, If I wanted that I'd take Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Cosby out for a beer.
-People who try to drive, talk on their cellphone (no blue tooth), smoke and have a small dog in their lap. Get out off the fast lane if youre gonna go 40 in a 70 zone. and please try to stay in your lane. I hope that when I honk you drop your cellphone out the window, drop your cigarette in your lap and you dog pisses on you
-Construction zones that have lanes closed off for 2 miles with a lowered speed limit but no workers or machinery present, just cones and a cop to catch the poor sap who thinks that because its 4 am he can get away with going 60 MPH in a now 50 MPH limit.
-Following a 06+ ranger the other day driven by the typical chick, huge glasses, large loopy earings, too much make up that would make Ronald MacDonald go "WTF". I swear I have seen some battered trucks, some Battered Rangers but this barely 5 year old truck had mismatched rims, Rust to make an Alfa Romeo envious, the black was so faded at some places it looked mate black, Dents/dings everywhere and road salt residue from over 6 months ago. Yes I am Staring at you in disbelief, but no its not because youre attractive (hell no) but because youre a disgrace. Do us a favour, get rid of the truck and take the Bus.
-I hate it and I really hate it that just by asking a simple question people bite your head off. No I am not criticizing you, no I am not judging you, just trying to make sense, just trying to get a better understanding about your methods, or better yet i am trying to see why you do WTF you do. The next time I ask a question, do me a favour, tell me to STFU and that will be a swift reminder that asking you anything and getting a decent response is beyond your ego's capabilities. Get off your soap box and just answer the f*cking question. I dont want to hear excuses or your rambling, If I wanted that I'd take Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Cosby out for a beer.
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